At the registry office

Clerk: “What do you want?”
Orientalized crone: “To register.”
“What have you done to that end?”
“Nothing else! I’m just Malaria and it does say in the newspapers that the Bundesrat has decided to extend the change-of-residence obligation to Malaria, too!”
“What is your first name? How old are you? Are you married? Vaccinated? Divorced? You have to fill out everything here; then we’ll see!”
(Nebelspalter, Zurich, 1919)