Main caption: A French man of culture has made the proposal to introduce bombs with plague bacteria as a new means of warfare. If this benevolent enterprise were to be realized, then the Central Powers will not be accountable for the reply.
(Kikeriki, Vienna, 1915)
The Italians can then prepare themselves for bombs with the pathogen of galloping consumption.
Bacteria which produce extra upper legs are intended for their sympathetic ruler.
For English listening posts bullets with the sleeping sickness pathogen are at the ready.
Epilepsy will be transmitted to English flyers.
The Foreign Legion soldiers so valued by the Parisian ladies world for their dark skin color will have to cease their heartbreaking activity soon, when we’ve given them bleaching on their necks.
Transmitting the English disease to the equine ranks of the Allies is child’s play.
It will be just as easy to spread the bacillus of Masurian dropsy in the Russian army.
The lovely d’Annunzio ought to be punished by a secret medicament until his hydrocephaly has attained a form that makes it impossible to wear a hat.
For the delightful Gaby Deslys-Navratil [an immensely popular French singer and silent film actor who would expire in 1920 from complications following a bout with Spanish flu], who has gotten into a bit of a spot from all the kissing, we have a means ready to develop a splendid trunk in a short time, so that she can spare her lovely 42 cm mouth during her grueling advertising service.
Sic Transit Pestilentia 