(Lachen links, Berlin, 1926)
Mixes up simple numbers–telephone operator.
Opens mouth up to 42 cm–people’s representative.
Keeps looking eastward–communist party secretary.
Has an unusually hard posterior–defense minister.
Suffers from chronic sleeping sickness, awakes only as the office is closing–office worker.
Buckles his belt to the last hole–worker.
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